The Hockey Stick Blues

The Hockey Stick Blues

Words and Music: Ken Coffman

Guitar and voice: Rob Fowler

Bass: Randy George

Drums: Dan Lile



I’m the Mann, you know what that means

Give me a proxy, I’ll squeeze ‘til it screams

It screams loud—and gives up its stick



I got consensus, built through the years

The media loves me and gives me their ears

Oh yeah.



Top o’the world, fame and dough, lots rolling my way

You know how that feels—it feels good

Oh baby, it feels real good.



Principal components, you know that’s my thing

Invert a proxy and downplay inconvenient strings

We don’t need that garbage, come on, let’s get real



Peer review—you know the drill

All of my friends—I can count on to shill



Top o’the world, fame and dough, lots rolling my way

You know how that feels—it feels good

Oh baby, it feels real good.



Oh, yeah—I think I’ll just play my guitar…